Told ya so!
My time of need came and I was rewarded with a Knight in Shining Armour, the good Karma came and helped me as I stupidly left my headlights on and ran down the car battery! Aforementioned Knight came to my rescue and jump-started the car.
today is a good day - I feel a bit goofy though, like my brain is surrounded by marshmallow.
Strange....
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
Good Karma/Bad Karma
I firmly believe in Karma - do something really bad and life will bite you in the ass. I've seen this on many occassions for it not to be false.
So to make sure that my ass doesn't take any more kickings I try to do at least one good dead a day (what a goody two shoes I am- but I cant help it I used to be a Brownie and that good dead thing has been firmly implanted in my mind). So today my good dead was a huge one, I went to the recycling centre (had a bit of a wild party at the weekend - so had load of stuff to recycle). And there I deposited my bottles, cans and plastics. But what did I find there - a neat clean recycling centre? Hell no I found a disgusting area that was overflowing with bags, I got mad, I got so mad I wanted to scream and walk away - what have you people done? You are so fecking lazy you are unbelievable - you make all that effort to recycle your shit at home but when you get to the recycling centre - you think "Oh hell the bank is full I'll just leave my stuff on the ground" . What the hell do you think happens to it? Some little pixie comes along and empties all your containers into the correct bin? Do they hell! - no the wind comes along and proceeds to fling your crap all around the place. You creatures disgust me. (rant finished - now find that calm place in my head)
No I didn't talk away - today I made it my goal to tidy up after you - you ungrateful pigs. I started to open your fly infested stinking bags of plastic bottles and empty them into the correct banks for you. Then help appeared - the guy from Morrisons came along and started to help, then another recycling lovvie appeared and she too started to help, and then another Morrisons person popped along - such sweet angels appeared and helped me!
Now my bad Karma has been equalled out by all the good Karma I've put into my bank!
I firmly believe in Karma - do something really bad and life will bite you in the ass. I've seen this on many occassions for it not to be false.
So to make sure that my ass doesn't take any more kickings I try to do at least one good dead a day (what a goody two shoes I am- but I cant help it I used to be a Brownie and that good dead thing has been firmly implanted in my mind). So today my good dead was a huge one, I went to the recycling centre (had a bit of a wild party at the weekend - so had load of stuff to recycle). And there I deposited my bottles, cans and plastics. But what did I find there - a neat clean recycling centre? Hell no I found a disgusting area that was overflowing with bags, I got mad, I got so mad I wanted to scream and walk away - what have you people done? You are so fecking lazy you are unbelievable - you make all that effort to recycle your shit at home but when you get to the recycling centre - you think "Oh hell the bank is full I'll just leave my stuff on the ground" . What the hell do you think happens to it? Some little pixie comes along and empties all your containers into the correct bin? Do they hell! - no the wind comes along and proceeds to fling your crap all around the place. You creatures disgust me. (rant finished - now find that calm place in my head)
No I didn't talk away - today I made it my goal to tidy up after you - you ungrateful pigs. I started to open your fly infested stinking bags of plastic bottles and empty them into the correct banks for you. Then help appeared - the guy from Morrisons came along and started to help, then another recycling lovvie appeared and she too started to help, and then another Morrisons person popped along - such sweet angels appeared and helped me!
Now my bad Karma has been equalled out by all the good Karma I've put into my bank!
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