Saying goodbye to old friends.
I had to say goodbye to my nipple piercing this week. I've only had it for a couple of years and it was a symbolic piercing that Wendy and I had done in London before she left for Baku. Instead of being blood brothers we were booby sisters. I'm sad to see it go but at the moment my boobs have another grand function to perform in feeding our new baby Emily.
So I duly removed my piercing, placed it next to my alter of worship (the television in our bedroom) and I said goodbye.
The boob fairy visited that night and left me with a couple of "things" that now resemble something from a porn film! Holy cow! I thought I was going to be able to get to sleep on my sides, front and back - but it's not to be! These boobies are too huge to even sleep with. I shall be calling in for some reinforcements :)
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